Sunday, July 19, 2009

The Harry Potter 6 experience...

OK, so this is a non-review just to point that out.. these are just general facts that we have acquired while watching Harry Potter... And by we, I mean me and Juli, and our sidecomments.. Jielyn was with us as well, but since I wasn't sitting beside her, I didn't get her sidecomments.. well, usually it's always me and Juli who make those side comments..

1.) Tom Felton a.k.a. Draco Malfoy has really LONG feet

This was particularly noticed when Tom was on the floor after Dan cast SECTUSEMPRA on him. You know when he was lying down on the floor and he was bleeding and stuff?! Yeah..
So, I said to Juli, you know how they say that guys with big/long feet are gifted?!
*wink wink nudge nudge* And I bet his new girlfriend/arm candy is one happy girl... is she a famewhore?! let's see in a couple of months..

one happy girl, coming right up!


Oh yeah, that girl is Jade Olivia.. she's not a celebrity but after hooking up with Tom, she will be one.. She's said to be the assistant of the stunt director or something.. whatevs..

2.) Teen Tom Riddle is a model of Belo

And is it me or does he seem totally GAY? just like Dumbledore?! I mean, have you seen how impeccably smooth his skin is on that scene where he was asking Slughorn about Horcruxes?! Damn boy! I wish I had your skin! And his hair!? Not a strand out of place! Anal, much!?

only Belo touches my skin?!


3.) Rupert Grint is Napoleon Dynamite

Rupert Grint's resemblance to Jon Heder's character Napoleon Dynamite is uncanny during that scene where he ate the chocolates spiked with LOVE POTION from Romilda Vane. Try to look at this picture and picture Rupert's expression, you'd know what I mean. Better yet, watch Napoleon Dynamite, but watch at your own risk, I didn't enjoy the movie. Napoleon Dynamite, I mean.

disillusioned in love...
Napoleon Dynamite...


I don't think the photos do justice to them being compared to each other... just watch the movie...

4.) Did Bonnie Wright get collagen?

I noticed this during the London premiere of HBP.. Bonnie Wright a.k.a. Ginny Weasley was stunning.. There was something about her face.. oh wait, did she have collagen injections on her lips?! It seems a bit fuller in a discreet way.. Not like Lisa Rinna, that freak of nature who has overly done lips.. don't know Lisa Rinna? just google her and you'll see what I mean..

Here's a before and after photo.
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just look at the lips.. you will see what I mean..


Do you see the subtleties?!

5. Freddie Stroma a.k.a. Cormac McLaggen is the next big thing

He might be the next Robert Pattinson. as you know it. And gay people love him. He is so adorable to watch on screen that I just hope we'll be seeing more of him soon. And as Juli pointed out, he looks like Ryan Phillippe and I just have to acquiesce at that observation.

Freddie and Ryan...


And I also noticed on his other photos that he also looked like a bit of Bradley Cooper. If this guy gets the right projects and a good managing team. He'll really be the next R-Patz.


I guess that's all we've gathered... I hope I granted your wish Juls.. hihihi.. toodles!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: A Review


though I am unemployed and 160 pesos is a lot.. I don't care.. Every cent was totally worth it! Even if I'd have to hibernate for the next two weeks.. hahaha!


I can sum up the 6th Harry Potter movie as DARK, FUNNY, MATURE and HUMAN. I don't believe I'm being biased when I say this was the BEST movie in the franchise, it had all the right elements which makes it click so much. As other critics would say, the other 5 films didn't give justice to the newest addition to the franchise. The wait was long but it was well worth it.

The cinematography was something so reminiscent of Tim Burton films, it was dark which can be reflective of the more mature theme of the movie itself. It beautifully showcased how the story was progressing into more adult waters and how the characters were taking a swim in the same waters as well.

I personally think that the relationships blossoming between Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione were perfectly portrayed on-screen. I, personally, am not a fan of these pairings ever since. I just didn't think it was developed properly in the books and it just didn't click, but that's just my opinion. There's something about this film, in particular, that made me say,
"I totally get the pairings now, which J.K. Rowling has been shoving down my throat all through 7 books. I maybe was just too stupid to realize it"
the chaste and sweet kiss... which the PSP game spoiled for me cause everything that was in the game apparently happened in the movie..


One scene that stood out, regarding this aspect, was that scene when Harry was consoling a heartbroken Hermione. Prior to that was the scene where Lavender snogged Ron after winning the Quidditch match. Their dialogue was really simple but it was very intimate at the same time, these were just two teenagers, despite being magical were still perfectly human beings that were susceptible to heartbreak. This scene was NOT in the book, but I am perfectly happy with it, and I do wish it was included in the book. And NO, I didn't like it just because Harry was hugging Hermione (though I am a supporter of their pairing) but it was a clear testament that they will always and forever be PLATONIC. So, I guess I just have to run to fan fictions to get my fix of some H/Hr lovin... Anyway...

And of course, EVERYBODY loved the comedic scenes courtesy of
Rupert Grint and some from Daniel, too. But really, most of them were from Rupert. He clearly has a bright future in comedy. The facial expressions, the delivery of lines, the comedic timing; hit it right on the spot causing an uproar of laughter from the viewers each and everytime. It balanced out the whole total dark feel of the movie and probably is one of the reasons why this film is the best so far.
"Harry, these girls are gonna kill me"


Well, since I've been mentioning how everything was maturing in the film. I'd have to commend everyone on how they have improved with their acting skills. It's good that Tom Felton has been shoved in the spotlight portraying the newly anointed Death Eater, Draco Malfoy; it's his time to shine. He perfectly portrayed the inner turmoil he was going through on that fateful night atop the Astronomy Tower. *thumbs up* That scene was intense!!! WOW! I remember all the feelings I had when I first read the book rush back into me again on the Astronomy Tower scene and the scene that followed, where they already found Dumbledore's body lying on the ground, lifeless...
a tribute to the greatest Headmaster that Hogwarts have seen and will ever see...


The mind-blowing effects on that Quidditch match of Gryffindor against Slytherin was monumental! It more than made up for the lack of Quidditch from OotP... So, this was definitely, worth the wait. Everything was so visually gratifying and you could feel the energy of the sport being played!
woohoo! Gryffindor wins!


But really, I don't think this is a film a kid would enjoy watching. It's not just some fantasy flick that you go see just for the effects cause the real story is happening within the conversations. And you HAVE GOT to have a brain of an adult to get the point of it all.

I truly recommend this to any Harry Potter fan. You shouldn't miss seeing this in the cinema.

Don't be cheap and download it off the internet. There has been news that malware (viruses, spywares, trojans, worms, etc.) are actually being attached to the cam copy files that you can find online most probably through torrents. And you know what that means, all your personal info like usernames and passwords are being stolen. So, don't get shocked if your Facebook or Twitter accounts have been posting statuses of you selling sex. I guess that's what people call
BAD KARMA.





A/N: I think I'm going to make another post about some other things in the movie.. like the details that we find very interesting...

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Fashion Victims Vol. 2

Malls really are the perfect places to be when you just want entertainment... There's shopping, food, cinemas, coffee shops and people... People watching has and always been a favorite pasttime... Tut-tut! I know you do that too... It's human nature to observe fellow humans and catch them at their most vulnerable... That's what makes it fun! And the fact that they have no idea?! Perfection!

Sighting one:

SPOTTED! Two Middle-eastern men with three....ummm.. how do I say this?... CHIMAY-looking females enjoying one of the numerous fountains that Ayala has to offer... just like how parents and kids do... That's exactly how they looked like, PARENTS with their KIDS... those CHIMAYS look like they haven't even hit their growth spurt yet and are still waiting for their menstruation cycles! And don't get me started on how lecherous those men look...

UGH!! This is what the Philippines has become or what the image of Filipinas have become... muy terible!


Is it me or do they all dress the same?! Like they really have a set of standards to pass to make them look like the typical FOREIGNER'S EXOTIC DISH... ick!


Sighting two:

Now this is just one fashion crime that other people have to realize... Too much tight-fitting or form-fitting clothes is bad for your health... Obviously not for the person wearing it but for the people who see people wearing it... Que horror!!


I know I'm not exactly thin and who am I to criticize other plus-size peeps... But darn, this is too much... Tight sa taas, tight sa ubos... Is there a festival of "curves" that I wasn't told about?!?! Cause it's like they all came out to celebrate... What's the occasion?!

Sighting three:

This is the ideal example of closeted gay men... this picture right here... Too tight clothing, showing off some guns, walking that way?! That just set off the GAY-day alert in my head... And as I was seeing him around the supermarket, you can always find him conversing randomly to the promo boys... tsk tsk tsk.. Now, tell me if I have no right to doubt that...


That's all I have today kiddies... I really vow to take my digicam next time... catching these pics with a phone cam was hard! If only the phone wasn't so huge!

Till next time...

You know you love me... xoxo

Monday, March 30, 2009

Fashion Victims for March

Since I am a mean person, I feel no guilt or remorse in putting up these photos... They are a crime and should be detained ASAP...

Here's the first victim... Found her in the Metro Ayala entrance.. I was just there minding my dog and a woman with a foreigner... *wink wink*... comes and gets their luggages from the baggage booth... I'll let the picture speak for itself.. okay??




And now... for the second victim...

First thing that popped into mind was... SHE WAS CLEARLY VOMITTED BY SOME TOXIC CHEMICAL COMPANY, NOBODY CAN WEAR THIS MUCH GREEN... EWWWW!




Seriously, what was her mom thinking?!



That's about it kiddies, my latest round up of fashion victims... I vow to always bring my camera to capture more!!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Sexiest Tag (Females)

Okay... Botchok challenged me into making this list cause Rain and I filled too much of his blog's comments section by blabbering why Hayden Panty-airs is so not hot... I actually quite agreed with the rest cause they're on my list too... They may not be in the TAF TEN but they're on my list...

1.) Emma Watson


Famous for playing Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films.. She always has the same impact on me... I always feel lesbo when I see her like how my pulse quickens at the sight of her... She has that effect on me, freaky, I know...

2. Angelina Jolie




















Santa Angelina, as how Perez Hilton refers to her... why she is on this list, very self-explanatory... she's my idol... in all aspects... *sigh* and it doesn't hurt that she's Brad Pitt's wifey...



3.
Marié Digby

Got famous for singing Rihanna's "Umbrella" on her own YouTube channel where she posts videos of herself singing covers and some originals... She's much prettier in her videos... *sigh*.. and her first name is said as MA-REE-AY.. not MA-REE..

3. Anne Hathaway


First fell in love with her in Princess Diaries and never stopped from then on... She's not really the typical beauty but she's so charming, I can't help it...

4. Alexis Bledel

She's the girl everybody wants to be... and she used to date Milo Ventimiglia, too!!

5. Leighton Meester

Every MEAN GIRL-wannabe wants to be like her... if you're this hot and pretty, you deserve to have your shoes licked... but with Blair... I mean, Leighton... I guess, she won't have that... I mean, who wants to have their shoes smell like spit?!


I would gladly leave the feminine world just to be a guy for them... They're soooooo pretty... *sigh*....

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Top 5 Things to do for Summer 2008

My Top Five Things to Achieve for Summer 2008

1. Get a facial for the very first time...

I feel like such a loser for saying this... Yes, I've never had a professionally done facial in my whole entire life... I've never had any balls or events to attend to and make it as an excuse to get one... And second, I never really knew what they were for... That was before, the pre-historic era of Sharday... The time when I was just satisfied with just a facial scrub courtesy of Pond's... And now, I have realized how beneficial it can be to my skin... I have really bad skin (thanks dad!) especially around the forehead...

I will aim to get a facial from FOREVER FLAWLESS... Bahala namo!! I don't care if it's endorsed by Judy Ann Santos! kiber! But really, she has nice skin... so, it might work...

2. Buy a tankini....

I've never been the type to be obsessed about my swimwear for two major reasons: a.) I don't know how to swim (unless in a pool, I think I can manage) and b.) I don't have Gisele Bündchen's body.... Simple as that...

But summer's here and this is the right time to have a vacation... a well deserved one... And a summer outing is never complete without going to beach... And we should all go there in style...

I remember my 1st college trip, Boracay, THE place to be... And you know what?! No one cared about what you really wore... I remember seeing this girl... ummmm, let me just say, she is extremely gifted in the abdominal area (ahem!) and she was wearing a bikini top... letting all her "gifts" hang loose and she didn't give a damn and so did the people... Well, some would look but it would usually be just a passing type of look... I'm just glad she didn't wear it for her night life sessions...

I gotta applaud her for her guts for wearing that bikini top when she could've worn something else that would keep her "gifts" intact and in place...

And I guess that's what the tankini is for... It can make you feel like you're wearing a bikini but the "gifts" are hidden...

3. Finish reading a complete book series...

Oh how I missed the times when my world used to revolve around Harry Potter... when boredom hits me, I just reach out for Harry and everything is quite dandy again....

I think I just do miss reading in general... Like the serious type of reading where you are just seated on your comfy chair and read the hours away, your nose immersed in that book of yours... I miss the feeling of heavy eyelids from sheer exhaustion but your brain is screaming out for more... I miss doing that... It may have lead me to have really poor eyesight, but hey, at least I'm not dumb...

I'm currently going gaga over this series by Stephenie Meyer called Twilight... it's a trilogy but other people say there are 2 unpublished books from the series... that's a good thing, then! More books to read, a new obsession, a happier Sharday...

And I made sure that book 2 and 3 are reserved at Powerbooks since it's selling like pancakes!! I've called National Bookstore already and they don't have it also... But you can tell, Powerbooks has a much wider selection than National Bookstore and they even have book specialists!! I would love to have that job... *sigh*

4. Get sunburned...

I know what you're all thinking... Is this girl a freaking masochist?!?!

I know I know... But for me, to truly say that you've had "celebrated" summer is to go to the beaches and get burned because you're having too much fun...

I really hate those people who go to the beaches yet not go swimming or something for the fear of getting darker... Why'd d'you come in the first place?! And besides, you can always tell if a person is dark due to: a.) genes or b.) you just came from a beach outing... And with the latter, there are signs indicate you became a shade darker cause of that...

And I wanna slam one misconception of people... SUNBLOCK doesn't prevent you from getting dark, people!!! It's there to act as a shield from the harmful effects of UV rays... Go buy glutathione IVs and go on 5 sessions, you'll be whiter fo sho...

5. Get a new hairstyle...

I'm sick of people calling me emo... YUCK!!! Emo is freaking overrated and baduy... have you seen those public school kids who are trying to be emo?! ewwww.. Emo is not even a valid genre of music!! and therefore, it shouldn't deserve to be a fashion category... If you're depressed and you fantasize about death, that's not emo...that's goth...

Emos are just like lost souls... lost in the limbo between punk and goth...

Anyway, back to my hair... I just want it grow long in an instant!! I so wanna change my hairstyle... as much as I love it, I have to let it go and escape from the "emo" label.... Any suggestions?! :-(

Monday, March 10, 2008

Bb. Pilipinas 2008.... OMG! it makes me want to cry...

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JANINA SAN MIGUEL, Bb. Pilipinas candidate #15 has achieved to put us on the map... the map of shame...

As of March 8, 2008, the Philippines is once again shoved into the limelight around the globe particularly in YouTube... and no, it's not for some world-changing discovery of AIDS or the fountain of youth... it's for some f***ed up chick who can't even get her thoughts straight and her grammar skills...

You say, "what's wrong with that? Nobody's perfect, we're only human"

Oh honey, you must live under a stone or you're some morally upright tight-assed individual to say that... That is not an excuse to mess up in front of millions of viewers in the Phils. and now the whole world since it's on YouTube already...

And what's even so upsetting is that Bb. Pilipinas has prided itself as the most prestigious beauty contest in the Philippines and they come up with this result?! Whatever "prestige" they had before or what was left as years went by is now gone...zilch...nada...

If she think she can't speak damn English with or without the nerves, she should have just given her answer in Tagalog and she can pass it off as being nationalistic or whatever... right?! I mean, she can just totally say that she's using her mother tongue since the competition is about representing the real Filipina or that similar nationalistic shit... But noooooooooo, she was the typical pa-sosyal, trying hard Pinay... she would perfectly fit in the arms of a non-Filipino lover like those bimbos walking around the mall... Sorry to offend but it's really true...

I even heard she's a Mass Communications student... oh dear, does she really think that her looks can land her a job as a news reporter?? Maybe she can, by sleeping with one of the executives...

And the judges.... my god! What are they doing laughing along?! shouldn't they be shaking their heads in disgust or furrowing their foreheads?! And what's worse, they let her win! What the hell did they eat and who spiked it up to let her win? It wouldn't have been such a controversy if they didn't let her win... why, oh why?!

I guess Filipinos really go for the underdogs... But clearly, this beauty pageant isn't about that! I mean, you're sending that person out to represent the country! I mean, that may only be a beauty pageant, but duh! It's still some sort of representation to the other countries!

They get all so fired up about that Desperate Housewives episode where Teri Hatcher mocked Filipinos and the education... Don't you think this is the exact thing that will confirm that accusation (which is now a verification) of what education we have??? Stupid stupid stupid! Is there even a shortage of beautiful and smart women?! Why did they even let her win?!

The politics of this country is damn filthy... filthier than a prostitute's you-know-what but did they even have to taint the entertainment industry too?! That's the only escape that Filipinos have from everyday harsh reality and they still get politics... Or maybe POLITICS is the new form of entertainment?! Which is just really sad to hear...

IF you can see the coronation itself, when she was crowned with the title and crown itself... the crown didn't even cooperate by staying still on her head, clearly ashamed with association... and I think the crown doesn't have enough "HEAD" stay on since she doesn't have one cause it's just full of air...sheesh...

The previous Ms. World, Margaret Wilson, is not much of a brain too... I remember watching her on one game show... she doesn't even know what a foot and mouth disease is and who gets it... I guess it runs in the "pageant line"?????

And please... age is not an excuse... 17 years old ka lang?! so freaking what?! I know 3 year olds who can speak waaaaaaaaay better than you... tsk tsk tsk...